You are ewoke when you are woke on the internet. Alternative spellings are e-woke and i-woke. It can be both be used as a pronoun and as a verb. Not to be confused with ewoks.
George Lucas ewoke when he realized that ewoks aren't real but fictional bear-like creatures from Endor in Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi after reading a discussion on the subject on the internet.
by Dick Sucker 1337 June 14, 2018
Get the ewoke mug.
Related Words
ewoke
• Ewoke rxtro
• ewok
• emoke
• ewoking
• Emokedgranny
• ewekeucker
• Ewok Moment
• ewokmyweewok
• ejokeulate
A group of ewoks gathered around a skunk in which the skunk gets introduced to one of Endor's oldest traditions.
by ValhallaJedi69 February 9, 2017
Get the Ewok Bukakke mug.When you're about to get head from your lady friend, shave in preparation and keep a handful of your pubes. Then, pull out unexpectedly and skizz on her face, throwing the handful of pubes at her so they stick to her now-gooey face.
The fuzzy glare you recieve is a sign that you now have an Angry Ewok.
(Helps especially if she's a midget.)
The fuzzy glare you recieve is a sign that you now have an Angry Ewok.
(Helps especially if she's a midget.)
Dude, I pulled an Angry Ewok last night!
Man you're such a Star Wars nerd.
Yeah, apparently your mom isn't.
Wait wha?...
Man you're such a Star Wars nerd.
Yeah, apparently your mom isn't.
Wait wha?...
by Zmann966 October 23, 2010
Get the Angry Ewok mug.Ewoks are teddy-bear like creatures from Star Wars that live on the planet Endor.
But do not be fooled by their cuteness. These badass little motherfuckers will fuck you up. And just when you think they're done fucking you up, they'll fuck you up again.
There is a reason why you don't see any other animals on Endor; because the Ewoks fucking killed them all. And the ones that they didn't kill are too scared of getting their fucking skins ripped off to show themselves. Nothing on Endor breathes without the Ewoks' permission. Once, they found a Jedi, and they tried to COOK HIM. Then, they encountered an entire legion of the Empire's best troops, and they kicked their asses using nothing but rocks, logs, and a few catapults.
Never mess with an Ewok. They will kill you, and play drums with your FUCKING SKULL. At least, if one of 'em doesn't decide to use it as a HAT.
But do not be fooled by their cuteness. These badass little motherfuckers will fuck you up. And just when you think they're done fucking you up, they'll fuck you up again.
There is a reason why you don't see any other animals on Endor; because the Ewoks fucking killed them all. And the ones that they didn't kill are too scared of getting their fucking skins ripped off to show themselves. Nothing on Endor breathes without the Ewoks' permission. Once, they found a Jedi, and they tried to COOK HIM. Then, they encountered an entire legion of the Empire's best troops, and they kicked their asses using nothing but rocks, logs, and a few catapults.
Never mess with an Ewok. They will kill you, and play drums with your FUCKING SKULL. At least, if one of 'em doesn't decide to use it as a HAT.
by Name removed by the NSA January 3, 2014
Get the Ewoks mug.by kkoechel May 30, 2006
Get the Ewokitude mug.by flange-a-roonie May 25, 2004
Get the gutted ewok mug.