Chastity Belt 

A device worn around the genitals in order to protect against rape, discourage sex, or control masturbation.

I have made my son wear a chastity belt at all times since he was 10. He is 17 now and I have the key hidden to give to his wife when he marries. He is very well behaved and has never been able to masturbate. The belt is designed to allow urination without removal, so it can be left on all the time! I will continue this practice with any future sons.

Chastity Belt by Smartmom August 21, 2013

Chastity Knot 

Also known as a chastity pretzel, the chastity knot is a form of sterilization in which the penis is tied in a knot, therefore making it virtually impossible to have sex. It is commonly practiced in African tribes and isolated Jewish communities. This somewhat odd method of sterilization can result in several fatal side effects. The penis may have a restricted blood flow which results in gangrene and in extreme cases, the penis falling off. In addition, if the person with a chastity knot obtains a boner it will result in death.

Jewish mother: Oy vey! I caught my son kissing a girl the other day, I think I may have to administer a chastity knot!
Jewish mother 2: Nothing like a good 'ol chastity pretzel! Now what say you to a bagel with salmon and cream cheese?

Chastity Knot by Jewbagel Supreme February 28, 2013

Chastity Cage 

A device a homosexual submissive bottom puts his cock in to render him a true real-life bitch that doesn’t get hard or is able to use his cock at all. It’s the perfect tool to become a pussyboy. If worn long enough the cock will shrink into a little useless clit.

A true pussyboy must always wear a chastity cage--or he’s not a pussyboy.

Chastity Cage by Boooom August 24, 2022

Chastity Gut

A large belly that hangs over the pubic area, in which the belly button replaces the vaginal oriface for sexual purposes.

The fat girl had a chastity gut, which is why she always had a sore belly button but never got pregnant after sex

Chastity Gut by NJWolf January 3, 2009

chastity pants 

When a female doesn't shave during her first couple of dates with a new suitor so as to not sleep with him too early and come across as easy.

If it weren't for my chastity pants, I'm sure there would have been no second date.

chastity pants by Natty B January 4, 2008

Chastity flab 

noun. A role of fat that is so large that it hangs down, covering the genitals preventing sex.

They were unable to have sex because his Chastity Flab hid his cock.

Chastity flab by Choadlet February 10, 2010

Chastity 'stache 

The scummiest mustache known to man than repels women faster than the dirty sanchez or the mexistache.

Greg was sporting a chastity 'stache at the party and the ladies were cringing at the sight of it.

Chastity 'stache by B. Lewis December 9, 2008