zuckerberg 

Noun. The act of programming while inebriated.

Verb. To program while drunk, often after a rejection.

I pulled an zuckerberg last night, so I am really hung over.

Would you want to zuckerberg tonight? I have beer.

zuckerberg by asdifjsadfjsaidofsodfjasodifjo October 12, 2010

Zuckerberg 

The slang word used for a reptile that has access to all your fucking info

Reptile: hm, yes i shall make a human website so i can become a human and take its form.
you: WhAt ThE fUcK zUcKeRbErG

Zuckerberg by Jam4llgaynam May 28, 2018

Mark Zuckerberg 

Mark Zuckerbergs occur when the drains get clogged with pubes and leg hairs in a motel bathroom and the plumber that cleans it out eats the pubes and leg hairs.

Bro 69: Bro is saw my plumber doing a Mark Zuckerberg! What a gross person!
Bro 70: ewwwwwwww

Mark Zuckerberg by Joey the gym god February 25, 2020

mark zuckerberg 

a literal fucking lizard

hey Dom you hear that mark zuckerberg is a literal fucking lizard

mark zuckerberg by raccoomer December 8, 2020

Mark Zuckerberg 

Prototype B-2.5.1, bionic lizard with anti-consumer capabilities. Still in early development, some issues include constant dehydration, poor socialization, and scales faintly appearing once in a while.

Judge: "Are you human?"
Mark Zuckerberg: "That's a great question. I'll make sure our team will get right back to you on that."

Mark Zuckerberg by consoomer420 November 5, 2021

Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome

When you force your political beliefs onto your website, and use your power as the founder to unfairly persecute those who disagree with you.

Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome be like:

"Howdy y'all, I'm Mark Zuckerberg."

"As you may know, I am a flaming liberal. If you're not, and I find out, YOU'RE GETTING KICKED OFF MY WEBSITE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

"....So anyway, I heard you were interested in toilets..."

Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

Zuckerberg Phenomenon 

When a portion of Facebook suddenly fails and cannot be used for a period of time. Named after the creator of the website.

Bob: I was talking to Angelina the other day when my chat froze up suddenly.

George: Sounds like the Zuckerberg Phenomenon

Zuckerberg Phenomenon by Pylinaer January 13, 2011