Tortoise 

whilst having sex. you slide in really slow and get there (ejaculate) before the Hair(hare).

"my girfriend wanted so much foreplay, that I totally went Tortoise on her."

Tortoise by cyantific October 6, 2008

Tortoise 

Band that can play pretty damn good, but sucks too much to put in any vocals.

I downloaded the new Tortoise album 3 weeks before it came out.

Tortoise by Clayborne Harris March 31, 2004

Revenge tortoise 

The action of giving/threatening to give a tortoise as a present meant to seek revenge on someone for as long as the tortoise lives (approx. 100 years) for suffering caused from their actions. Commonly refered to as an RT.

Im totally going to RT Sally for moving away to Vancouver for so long.

Steph isnt responding to our messages, maybe a revenge tortoise will teach her a lesson.

Revenge tortoise by fairy in the water November 5, 2012

Tortoise 

Stalker slang for someone who has been successfully intimidated into confining themself to their home, venturing out rarely, like a tortoise sticking their head out of its shell.

My ex-partner is such a tortoise, I wait outside their house for days and never see them until they dash out for groceries. Job done.

Tortoise by motormind June 2, 2015

Tortoising 

the act of sex between older persons and those specifically those who have suffered hip replacements or other movement difficulties. Tortoising can involve the use of a zimmer frame to create the shell in particularly active relationships.

My gran been tortoising her fuck buddy again he is in his 90s!

Tortoising by gurgi July 13, 2009

tortoising 

the act of emotionally withdrawing oneself from a situation, showing no emotions, avoiding emotions or feeling

He is always tortoising; I can't ever tell how he feels.

tortoising by Uwish U. Knewme May 11, 2010

tortoise camrhyne 

A bloody moron who likes male penis.

That dude's a total Tortoise Camrhyne!

tortoise camrhyne by STANISLAVV October 25, 2006