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Tortoise
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whilst
having sex
. you slide in really slow and
get there
(
ejaculate
) before the Hair(hare).
"my girfriend
wanted
so much
foreplay
, that I
totally
went Tortoise on her."
by
cyantific
October 6, 2008
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