Tortoising 

the act of sex between older persons and those specifically those who have suffered hip replacements or other movement difficulties. Tortoising can involve the use of a zimmer frame to create the shell in particularly active relationships.

My gran been tortoising her fuck buddy again he is in his 90s!

Tortoising by gurgi July 13, 2009

tortoising 

the act of emotionally withdrawing oneself from a situation, showing no emotions, avoiding emotions or feeling

He is always tortoising; I can't ever tell how he feels.

tortoising by Uwish U. Knewme May 11, 2010

Tortoising 

When you have to poop really bad and can't hold it,that is when you tortoise. You let the poo come out of your anus just a little bit so i looks like a tortoise coming out of it's Shell.

Sir can i go to the toilet? I am already tortoising.

Tortoising by Tortoising October 9, 2017

tortoising 

The moment when you can't hold in youre poo and the tip of the shit comes out of your anus. Most of the time you are able to pull it back in when you have strong sphincter.

Oh damn, i am tortoising . I really need to find a lavatory or my briefs will get very dirty

tortoising by Tortoising July 27, 2019

Tortodiling 

The sexual act of nibbling on your partners nipple while she is squirting

I hate it when he is bad at Tortodiling

Tortodiling by Cottonigga January 15, 2025