portland dangler

When mixing a drink, you stir said drink with your cock

"dude that crazy bitch asked me to mix her a drink, so I gave her the 'ol Portland Dangler

by Jon Doyal February 5, 2008

Portland Pint

When a group of men ejaculate into a pint glass, and another drinks it.

My friend came in last place in his fantasy football league, so he had to chug a Portland Pint.

by DamDanny March 13, 2019

Portland, CT

A small town in the middle of nowhere. No one else in CT knows where Portland is. Your principals were the assholes Kate Lawson and Scott Geigerich. In Portland you either get drunk/high in a car, garage, or basement. Everyone has worked at the quarries, dunkin, and tri town. You "cruise" in the state forest and throw your beer cans in peoples front yards. You travel to Bopi once a week for alc and mobil 3 times a week for nic.

Let's cruise and get drunk at Tylers house in Portland, CT!

by SCKLPT169 January 6, 2020

Portland High School

Full of a bunch of pussy’s with mullets who get angry at each other for saying racial slurs, Portland is most known for a large fight and drugs. Do not attend this school if you are gay this school is also known for firing a homosexual teacher for pretending to be a fellow student in the boys bathroom.

“You hear a yeehaw?”
“No I thought I heard A kid white just say the n word”
“Probably Portland High School multitasking”

by Bothofthefatassbaldprincipals September 5, 2021

Portland Tomboy

Anal sex in the missionary position.

I pushed Vivian's legs to her ears and gave her one helluva Portland Tomboy.

by Dr. Scientist November 8, 2007

portland frank

The name given to using your penis like a hot dog by putting mustard on it made famous on Jackass 3.5

I woke up the next morning with mustard on my penis, I must have made a portland frank last night.

by Prince Radames November 22, 2011

Portland Hopscotch

This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.

Ex: Jeff's leg will heal but the pictures of him doing the Portland Hopscotch are priceless.

by babysealclubsamich September 7, 2007