phoner 

the buldge of one's phone in a pair of some tight jeans, somewhat like resembling a boner

girl 1: omg, did you see that guy's raging phoner last night at the club?
girl 2: i know, it was like he had a 6 plus or something packed in there

phoner by followmeontwitter January 12, 2016

Phoner 

when your phone sticks out of your trousers and it looks like you have a major hard on, and no one can really tell the difference.

Oh my god, does Jason have a boner or a phoner?

Phoner by Notorious IBG October 8, 2016

phoner 

hillbilies that beat gays with baseball bats because they fight for freedom and anal sex and this usually results in WORLD WAR 10 so if your not a rascist your a faggots

"long sheets and pointy hat beating phoners down with baseball bats" also connor is a gay faggot homo queer

phoner by juliousisgangsta September 17, 2016

phoner 

when your phone is in your pocket and it looks like you have a boner.

Person 1: damn, look at Jake's bulge!

Person 2: nah man, he just has a phoner.

phoner by laseroutcast November 29, 2016

Phoner 

When you get an erection while on the phone.

Dude she was moaning over the phone and I got a phoner.

Phoner by FKN Toastah January 23, 2017

Phoner 

When you receive a massive erection from getting a new phone.

"My friend Jon got a massive phoner when he unpackaged his samsung galaxy S7-Edge"

Phoner by darkslayertypeZ February 26, 2017

phoner 

noun, a vehicle that is captained by an inattenive driver, who is like engrossed in texting or some dramatic phone conversation. They fail to respond to green lights, drift into your lane on the expressway, and putter in the left-hand lane of the interstate.

Dammit, thsi phoner is going to strand a bunch of us at this eternal light.

phoner by mathsadist June 30, 2017