nun bite 

When a man is having sex with a woman, and upon reaching the point when he is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and prepares to facialize her, and instead aims solely in her hair so that it resembles a nun habit (a nun's hat) and then proceeds to bite her on the nose.

Megan: " Did you get any last night?"
Chelsea: "I got somethin..."
Megan: "What ha-happened?"
Chelsea: "Well it was going fine until Luke decided to come in my hair and bite me on the nose."
Megan: "you mean he gave you the nun bite? Man he outta his mind."

nun bite by DaASBhasrabies October 2, 2010

nun shoes 

big, heavy, low black shoes designed to be "sensible" and extremely unflattering!! (not exactly "my RED fuck me pumps"!)

when i saw the woman i was hitting on was wearing nun shoes, i INSTANTLY went limp!!

she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!

she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!

nun shoes by michael foolsley July 8, 2011

nun syndrome 

When a girl is constantly pissed off due to lack of sex.

Guy1: Bro, Rita has been so bitchy ever since she and Shawn broke up.

Guy2: She must have a case of Nun Syndrome.

nun syndrome by WhiteWhale March 4, 2016

nun mackay

Nun Mackay is a nippy English teacher who is also an ex-nun. She is very boring and religious. The good things about her is that if you talk in her class, she will tell you to SHHHHH but wont give you in any real trouble. Also she lets you sit where you want. The bad things is that whenever we have to read any novels or plays, she will always make the left side of the class start first meaning the people on the right hardly ever have to read hehe. She also wears the same things every. single. day. (a cardigan, nude tights, old lady heels and a dress)

classmate 1 : dude, whos ur English teacher?
classmate 2 : ive got Nun Mackay.
classmate 1 : hold on, i thought you had her last year?
classmate 2 : yep, ive had her 3 years in a row.
classmate 1 : oh dude thats so unlucky, i feel bad for you

classmate 2 : its ok sometimes though, i never have to read in class!
classmate 1 : omg thats so cool!
classmate 2 : yeah i know😎
*bell rings*
classmate 1 : well ive got English next with Mr Scade!
classmate 2 : lmao have fun
classmate 1 : fun? how can i have fun in a class with a teacher who NEVER smiles?
classmate 2 : ill swap with u
classmate 1 : lol no thanks! im not having that scary Nun lady every day!!

nun mackay by mybabygirlisdry! February 18, 2020

Nun-ery 

Another word for celibate..

Refuse to have sexual contact.

"wana get down and freaky"

"no. im with nun-ery"

;)

Nun-ery by Nunny93 June 18, 2010

nun nunas 

Another name for big fat titties!

BRO BRO THAT CHICK THAT JUST WALKED OUT JUST HAD HUGE NUN NUNAS

nun nunas by I <3 Nun Nunas November 28, 2010

nun punch 

same as a donkey punch, but done while wearing a nun's habit

she was catholic, i couldn't just donkey punch her. I gave her a nun punch instead.

nun punch by Devon Cackowski December 20, 2007