Monday 

The day that you get to beat up a VSCO girl and hug an e-girl if possible. E-girls might not hug you back.

Hey Erica it’s Monday! Let’s go hug Jenna but let’s be carefull!

Monday by Thatonepersonthatisdeppresed October 26, 2019

Monday 

Garfield's least favorite day.

Garfield: I hate Mondays.
Dave: Do you want be to kill you?

Monday by Webkinz Person 515315151 November 29, 2019

Monday 

the day f the week where you have start school and forgot about your weekend!

Aw man its monday!

Monday by teacher.Bah February 24, 2020

Monday 

the worst thing that happened to the human race .

ugh Mondays are horrible 😝

Monday by Meh life March 15, 2020

Monday 

the day you realize you don't have to die to go to hell

I thought I wouldn't be punished for my sins until after my death. Apparently I was wrong, i happens on monday.

Monday by Bloesem May 18, 2020

Monday 

a.k.a the busiest day of the week

oh god why is it monday!?

Monday by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 8, 2021

Monday 

Slap every guys ass and say dump truck.

On Monday U see a random guy. "Slaps ass" you say u got that dump truck.

Monday by Bigdaddycum April 19, 2021