moisturization 

The act of moisturizing; the state of being moist, that which restores moisture, contentment; gratification; comfort; something which satisfies; being slightly wet; liquid.

Christina was suspicious of her lover's toe licking number but her pussy, peeking from under her skirt commando style, achieved moisturization!

moisturization by amzzz February 19, 2008

Heat Sinking Moisture Missile 

Heat Sinking Moisture Missile is a more commonly used term to refer to a man's penis, when the penis is on track to soon penetrate a woman's vagina.

I guided my heat sinking moisture missile between her legs.

Heat Sinking Moisture Missile by Sylvan Said May 21, 2009

moisturizerer 

n. one who applies moisturizer

you are a good moisturizerer. you got moisturizer everywhere.

moisturizerer by erizzie January 4, 2008

fart moisture

Fart moisture is the result of water evaporating off a turtle head and condensing in one's undergarments/arse crack/trousers.

Oh dear, oh dear... I'm stuck here with fart moisture... I had better have a poo, hadn't I?

fart moisture by Agent 47 July 15, 2007

moisturiser 

a name given to a group of chikz bcos once upon a time one of them brought sum good ol moisturiser to skool!HEY Y DONT WE GET ALL CARRIED AWAY AND CALL THAT GROUP OF BOIS THE 'LITTLE ONES' BCZ EVRYDAY THEY BRING ALONG A TINY LITTLE SUMTHING!!!!!! AND THEY THINK ITS LIKE SOOOO BIG

moisturiser by ANGRY B!TCH MOISTURISER July 2, 2003

Moisturized 

Well seasoned. Marinated. Better prepared. Ready to go. Better than the other guy.

This gym teacher is better moisturized than the other one we had. -Jonathan H

Moisturized by JohnHector May 16, 2022

Moisturizer 

Legend has it if you don't moisturize daily, he'll slowly rub moisturizer and lotion on you... Leaving not a crevice of your body untouched by his cream. Going as far as taking your shoes off and rubbing moisturizer in between your toes... And sticking his stubby greasy fingers in your mouth, assuring you can taste the reminisce of lotion. Even if you manage to escape, he'll follow you. Watching... Waiting... And once you lay to rest, the last thing you'll hear before drifting off to a never ending sleep would be, "Moisturize your flesh. Feel it seep into your pores. Your skin will be dry no more." If you awake, your body will be covered in lotion, as it would be if you were to not escape originally. And if you weren't to moisturize your flesh again, you wouldn't be lucky to just have your skin rubbed with cream.

"creamy moisturizer man is coming"
"I want a divorce John."

Moisturizer by ToeCream69 September 7, 2023