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Fart moisture is the result of water evaporating off a turtle head and condensing in one's undergarments/arse crack/trousers.
Oh dear, oh dear... I'm stuck here with fart moisture... I had better have a poo, hadn't I?
by Agent 47 June 16, 2007
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