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An awesome horror-punk band from the late 70's through the 80's.

They should be judges as three bands,
A) Misfits with Danzig. The original Misfits with your classic raw edge to them (in my personal opinion the better).

B) Misfits with Graves. Reformed in the 90's. They have a more polished and rock sound to it. A decent band, but they're no Misfits.

and...

C) Project 1950. Jerry only, Marky Ramone, and ... ... ... the guitarist from Black Flag who's name escapes me and i'm too lazy to look it up. This came around in the late late 90's to early 00's. From what i've heard by them, which is not much, they have the punk sound back to them, but with Jerry Only on vocals, it's some how not the same. A really good band, but still, not the original Misfits.
All three Misfits are good bands, but should be seen as three different bands.
Misfits by 2tone army June 14, 2004
Misfile - An online comic by Chris Hazelton. It is updated every weekday.

The plot is about a pot head angel (Rumisiel) who accidently changes a boy into a girl (Ash), and another girl gets 2 years erased from her life (Emily). Ash and Em become friends and help each other out. Ash drives a XR4TI which he/she uses to street race. Emily is a girl whos mother always made her study. She got accepted into Harvard, until Rumisiel erased 2 years of her life!

Main Characters:
Ash Upton - 17 year old boy who gets turned into a girl.
Emily McArthur - 18 year old girl who gets 2 years erased from her life, now making her 16.

Other Characters:
Edward Upton - Ash's father and Emily's gynecologist.
Rumisiel - Angel who screwed Ash and Emily's lives up by misfiling their files, which are used to store data in Heaven.
Vashiel - Rumisiel's brother who can't lie, has a crush on Ash, and is always trying to be above and beyond.
Harry - Ash's friend from the local car shop. He hooks Ash up with good deals and help with his/her ride.
"The problem?! The problem is these tits weren't here yesterday!" - Ash

"Aw shit! I went and aged a little girl into dead center puberty overnight? No wonder you're pissed off." - Rumisiel

"Age is not the problem! I wasn't supposed to have these things ten or twenty YEARS from now. You turned me into a GIRL you feathered FREAK"

Wow, what a misfile.
Misfile by Jess_L January 2, 2009

Genetic misfire 

Someone that fucks up so much there very birth was a fuck up.
You're all a bunch of genetic misfires
Genetic misfire by Fuckery 101 September 14, 2018
The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.
Bill: I jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach orgasm and I misfired.

Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.
Misfire by rogerthewhale January 15, 2013
Mother I'd Like to Fuck In The Ass Violently
MILFITAV by haha dee March 23, 2007

shit misfire

When you have to take a shit really badly so you run to the toilet and pull down your pants but before you can sit down you unload massive amounts of slippery, steaming shit all over the bathroom.
Dude, I just had a shit misfire - there's fuckin shit everywhere man.
shit misfire by minguab February 3, 2007