husband stitch 

After a female has a baby they stitch the busted vagina to how it was before she had a baby. The husband stitch is that extra stitch that makes the vagina tighter than before the female gave birth.

Hey doc, go ahead and add me a husband stitch in there.

husband stitch by Evergreen boys February 6, 2009

husband chair 

Otherwise known as "the Schmuck Chair". The husband or boyfriend just sits there in the only chair in the women's section looking like a schmuck, because there is nothing else to do.

Lilly would say "just wait for me while I try these clothes on... there, in the husband chair..you know, Schmuck chair".

husband chair by Mo Budak January 5, 2009

Husband Stealer 

A dirty rotten hoe that steals husbands and other peoples children. If you live in Leeds, UK keep your husbands locked up or she'll take them.

Woman 1: "That Tracey Mackie has been seen with Susans Husband"

Woman 2: "She'll rob him blind and split up his family cos she's a husband stealer'

Husband Stealer by SardineMethod1940 July 15, 2010

Husband Eclipse 

When you have two husbands, a lesser husband to rule the night and a greater husband to rule the day, and one husband stands in front of the other, that's a husband eclipse.

Never stare directly into a husband eclipse.

Husband Eclipse by Silverflesh37 March 4, 2011

Husband shit

When a man (usually one married with children) takes his phone, iPad or any other electronic device and sits on the toilet for at least a half hour. Sometimes he has to shit, sometimes he doesn't. If he does shit the time spent is not appropriate for a healthy human being. Either way it is a method of avoiding responsibility.

John just went to take a husband shit so we won't see him for at least a half hour.

Husband shit by VerbalGrl715 December 11, 2017

Husband Hunting 

Husband Hunting

When a woman’s top priority in life is to find a husband by going to any and all singles oriented events. Very common in conservative Catholic Culture.

Mary Ellen: How did your week go?
Linda: Just another week filled going to nightly events Husband Hunting but to no avail.

Husband Hunting by Slabshack November 28, 2018

husband's ear 

inattentiveness to what his wife is saying.

He can hear the ballgame on the TV but not even realize his wife is talking to him--He has husband's ear. Also see mother's ear.

husband's ear by Una Malachica February 13, 2008