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The act of injuring oneself in a freak and unusual manner.
I was sleeping on the top bunk, when I suddenly woke up on the floor and realized I had griffused myself.

After being pepper sprayed in the face, I became disoriented and griffused my hand while punching a training bag.
Griffus by lotsofpain August 31, 2013
A "Griefer" is a term most commonly used in GTA V referring to someone who repetetly kills/blows up players or cargo for no reason.
That A**hole is a griefer.
Griefer by BeachedBoat September 22, 2020

Dirty Griffin

It is a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of a mustache, you give the person a unibrow with your shit covered dick.
To spice things up, Bill gave Terry a dirty griffin instead of the usual dirty sanchez.
Dirty Griffin by thejohnwagon April 25, 2011

Blake Griffin 

The poster child of the Los Angeles Clippers who will dunk the shit out of you.
Hes also the sexiest player in the NBA, seriously.
"Hey, did you see Blake Griffin dunk on Gasol last night?"

"Yeah man, he shitted on him."
1)A confidence man/woman. The term was used by professional con artists in the 19th and 20th centuries to describe people in their profession. The Grifters, a 1963 noir fiction novel by Jim Thompson, portrayed a family of grifters who are all emotionally managed. . The characters describe being "on the grift" the way someone else might describe drinking and drugs. "I can stop any time I want," says Roy to his mother. .
2) (modern) A sell out in the political opinion world. This noun is increasingly used by progressives (and some conservatives) to describe people such as Candace Owens and other opinion makers whose conservatism is seen as facile and inorganic, born mostly out of of a need for corporate funding than actual convictions.
1.) “As for working with a partner, he didn’t like that either. It cut the score right down the middle. It put an apple on your head, and handed the other guy a shotgun. Because grifters, it seemed, suffered an irresistible urge to beat their colleagues. There was little glory in whipping a fool—hell, fools were made to be whipped. But to take a professional, even if it cost you in the long run, ah, that was something to polish your pride.”
― Jim Thompson, The Grifters, 1963

2) "He used to be an original voice, but after meeting the Koch Brothers, the radio host underwent a personality change. Instead of nuanced analysis, he repeated well-worn right-wing talking points, causing his colleagues to suspect he had been corrupted into being a grifter.
grifter by MTyeW23 September 10, 2021

griffled 

the art of stepping on ones toes and using ur preffered knee to gently rub ur knee against them..preferably the same leg as the one u r standing on..the point is to make the act look as "dirty" as possible so it looks wrong from a different angle
boy 1: wtf are u doing boy?
boy 2: hahahhahahhaa...you just got griffled...hahhahaa
boy 1: u dirty little man!
bo 2: go wash urself buddy cz u just got griffled
griffled by charles chad February 16, 2006