Bible 

Originally popularized by the Kardashians, used at the end of a sentence to reassure that something (usually extraordinary) is true.

"I used to eat McDonalds 4 times a week, Bible"

Bible by Allen Tratt April 10, 2021

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Kardashians definition of something you really mean like “on god”

“i hate annoying bitches”

“bible”

bible by lilyoliver July 6, 2021

Bible 

The Bible is a book of GOD, it is Holy, though often contains many memes as said by the kids these days. Amen.

Dave: Oh Man, I love reading the Bible

Charlie: What’s that?

Dave: Something all the hip kids have

Bible by TheSoupSupreme October 3, 2021

Bible 

The Bible is a book where you find all the religious events that have happened in the past. Some of the stories have proven to be true. Some objects from it were found and some prophecies happened or still happening. For example, in the Book of Revelations is written so many things that are happening right now. For all the atheists, just please stop making fun of christians since we literally haven't done anything wrong, we just belive in something else (if a "christian" did something wrong or forced you into his beliefs, then he has personal problems, that dosent apply to normal christian people, we are humans aswell even if we belive in something you don't). I know the bible might seem dark, but if you open your eyes thats the truth, thats the world we live in because of the sin in it, and the emptiness people have, and can't fill. The Bible is mostly misunderstood by people because they don't actually spend enough time trying to understand and take it as a joke, which makes it impossible to understand. But the small definition of the Bible is "the truth".

Normal human being: What's a bible?
Christian/anyone that knows anything about the bible: The book of truth
Normal human being: Why do you think is the truth?
Christian/whatever: Because everything in it is happening right now.

Bible by weird guy everyone hates October 9, 2021

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Titties

Mary: “I hail the bible”
Stephanie: “dam u gay ass bitch, me to”

Bible by Fuckitup2020 October 30, 2021

Bible 

A bible is the holy book Christians use. It includes of all the people of God and the life of Jesus and letters. It focuses on how God saved The Jews, the people of God.

-Hey! What's your favorite part of the Bible??

-Hmm..I like the Book of Luke!

-Wow! Me too!

Bible by iiSimplyBrxwnie November 21, 2021

Bible 

It’s an expression, currently used my tha Kardashian. It means « I swear »

So instead saying « i swear, it was delicious ! » you should say « omg BIBLE, it was delicious ! »

Bible by Coffeelover05 November 24, 2021