Byker Teacake 

To headbutt someone in an aggressive way with malicious intent.

"fuck off met, or I'll gi ya a fuckin Byker Teacake."

Byker Teacake by juicy jess October 12, 2011

teacake 

The Teacake is a flat, roughly circular item with a diameter of about 15cm made out of bread, with a smooth brown upper surface and a somewhat lighter underside.

If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.

When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.


It doesn't have currents*!

(not if tha's from Barnsley)

In a bakery :-

You: Cheese sandwhich please.

Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.

You: Teacake please.

teacake by ajt the 22nd June 20, 2005

Teacake 

sumthin brown and buttery or sumone who is round and yum

wow sarah you look like a teacake!

Teacake by Bwfc! August 27, 2005

teacake 

Not a Barm, Batton or any other ridiculous word its a Teacake.

a small round piece of bread that suits bacon perfectly!

Can I have a Bacon Teacake please?

teacake by Tcake January 12, 2011

Teacake 

The act of doing a jobby on a male/female's body and mixing jizz into it sso that it closely resembles the popular chocolate and marshmallow biscuit

Man One: Hmm, darling your face smells funny

Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/

Teacake by Alexxxio March 21, 2010

Teacake 

To take part in the act of Teacaking.

He Teacaked the picture.

Teacake by Chris Wright December 30, 2004

Queensland Teacake

The act of a woman not wiping her hole after a poo, the bloke then spaffs on her hole and he proceeds to lick it all up

She's a filthy mare, I got a Queensland teacake on our first date

Queensland Teacake by ICJRed October 27, 2021