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hard candy 

Pedo - "Wow, dude! I met some fit hard candy on the chatroom last night!"
hard candy by boinus June 12, 2006

Hard Candy 

1.) An underage girl between the ages of 12 and 16 who is attractive to older men.

2.) The one Counting Crows album where singer Adam Duritz doesn't seep extremely depressed.
1.) Theres some great hard candy at the middle school over there.

2.) Counting Crows Fan: Last night I was so happy, I was listening to the album "Hard Candy" by Counting Crows!

Other Guy: Isn't that the band with that depressed guy with dreads who sings that song about his penis "Mr. Jones?"
Hard Candy by dfhjsdfsui April 4, 2010

Hard candy 

Oi, I broke my teeth while eating some hard candy the other night !
Hard candy by ReallyRealDoctor January 9, 2020

Hard Candy 

An underage girl aged 12 to 16 who is attractive. When she turns 16: It's legal to date her as an adult.
Yvette turns 16, so she goes from hard candy to CANDY!
Hard Candy by Dahlan January 1, 2009

hard candy 

An erect penis. Called "candy" because bitches like to suck on it as if it were candy.
hard candy by IceWarm December 24, 2004

hard candy 

1)A creepy movie about pedophiles

2)The act of secducing a man, particularly a pedophile, only to knock him out and castrate/ kill him.
Elaine was hot, but then she gave me a hard candy, but at least she let me keep my left nut.
hard candy by Robby Davis January 17, 2007