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Internet slang for an under-age girl.
Pedo - "Wow, dude! I met some fit hard candy on the chatroom last night!"
by boinus June 11, 2006

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Similar to a man/girl crush. When you become obsessed with someone of the same sex because they are cooler/prettier/sexier than you. You don't acually fancy them you just obsess over them in a jealous way.
Girl: "I totally have a jealousy crush on Megan Fox, she's soooo pretty!"
by Boinus November 16, 2009

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like wtf, but better
- "i totally got together with tim last night!"
by Boinus July 27, 2006

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