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Trump Steak 

A prepackaged food which, despite poor quality, largely negative reviews, and inflated cost relative to comparable products, remains popular through the force of aggressive branding and the inertia of name-recognition.

Composed of grease, cheese, starch, despair, and meat and vegetable by-products, these are designed and packaged to be rapidly cooked in a microwave oven. Trump Steaks were introduced at The Sharper Image stores in July 2007 to much fanfare and press coverage, which is entirely unrelated to the Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing of The Sharper Image eight months later.

Currently distributed by Nestlé S.A. under the brand name "Hot Pockets".
My fortieth birthday party was just me, alone, with some Trump Steaks and a jar of relish. Guess I'm done with life, then.
Trump Steak by haloInverse May 15, 2016
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Trump steak sauce 

Ketchup, but served at expensive restaurant (especially when the steak is served well-done.)
Client: I would like some ketchup, please
Waiter: Please do not say "ketchup" out loud in here. We call it "Trump steak sauce."

donald trump steak tips 

I'm really feeling like eating the booty like Donald Trump steak tips cause I'm feeling classy.

Trump Steaks 

The "worlds greatest steaks" according to the Donald himself and only can be found at the Sharper Image.
Joe was binge eating Trump Steaks while playing Trump the Game.

trumpspeak 

The bombastic and narcissistic speech where a person praises their success and develops amnesia about any failures. The person challenges anyone who questions what they say. Donald Trump, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, The Donald, Make America Great Again
I had to sit through 3 hours of this motivational speaker who was all about Trumpspeak. He acted like he was the best thing since sliced bread.
trumpspeak by joecoolthefool April 19, 2016

Trumpspeak 

A series of 2 or more sentences devoid of any real substance or insight, in which all subsequent sentences are just a rephrasing of the first.
When he said, "I am very highly educated. I know words. I have the best words." Is the typical trumpspeak i hear every time he talks.

"I don't hate mexicans. I love mexicans. I employ thousands of mexicans and by the way mexicans love me. They respect me. Everyone loves me."
Trumpspeak by Skate_vert28 January 11, 2017

Trumpspeak 

1) A statement of intentional lies passed off as the truth. Trumpspeak is its own language. It may, on occasion, include some verifiable facts to help bolster its overall message of lies, misdirection and puffery. Trumpspeak at its core is a language that attempts to turn subjective perspective into objective fact. Most often it is used for political discussions or communication, 2) A statement of intentional lies or misinformation passed off as the truth, 3) Ambiguous, euphemistic, grandiloquent language used chiefly in political propaganda.
The politician responsible for the crisis used Trumpspeak convincingly with his constituents to deflect attention away from his role in creating the problem.
Trumpspeak by Mer_Web1 January 16, 2019