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swizzle stick 

the male penis
also used for pimps and man whores
He's swizzle stick was so big.
swizzle stick by Bo March 18, 2005

swizzle stick 

A prank to pull on your friends at a bar or restaurant. When they go to the bathroom, take their drink, and dip your penis in it and stir the drink. Put the drink back where it was and after they come back and finish it, you tell them it was a swizzle stick.
I was at Denny's the other day and I saw Shawn give Alex a swizzle stick. It was funny and gross.
swizzle stick by Joseph Schneider October 29, 2007

Swizzle Stick 

the sneaky act of stirring a friends drink by dipping your penis into the glass and stirring whilst their drink is unattended and then proceeding to watch them consume the tainted the beverage
when Tom swizzle sticked Kane's beverare, he had no idea he was drinking a beverage tainted with penis
Swizzle Stick by swizzlicious April 1, 2011

Swizzle Stick 

A device used for mixing, blending, or stirring.
He shoved his Swizzle Stick in my ass, and mixed that shit up.
Swizzle Stick by dirtyd45678 September 5, 2016

swizzle stick 

1) female equivalent of a swuzzle stick. 2) a woman who is obsessed with all aspects of her physical appearance to the point it is absolutely ridiculous.

They are most commonly seen in California and New York. Regardless of they admit it or not, they enjoy plastic surgery and anything that requires altering their looks for the "better".

3) someone who has had so much plastic surgery that they look plastic and stiff.
Katie is suck a swizzle stick. I swear this woman is so obsessed with her looks and her weight. She's had so much work done that she looks like a piece of plastic.
swizzle stick by Maisie M. December 30, 2006

swizzle stick 

chemically laced cigarette - cigarette dipped in formaldahyde, crack residues, pcp, etc
"the swizzle stick burned with a strange white flame when i ignited it and took a drag."
swizzle stick by chronos May 27, 2004