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Getting old, (Derived from the organization that caters to seniors)
Man hurry the fuck up, I'm AARPing over here!

Dude 1: Hey , you going out with us tonight?
Dude 2: Nah man, I gotta work tomorrow, I'm just gonna go home.
Dude 1:: Man you're AARPing!
AARPing by Some wiseman November 13, 2017
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When an elderly person is using the restroom.

Esp. when he/she is taking a long time.
Person 1: Do you have any idea where Grandpa is?

Person 2: No idea, he' been gone a while. Maybe he's aarping
aarping by bamyo June 24, 2011

Aarington 

Just masturbates his problems away. Loves red heads.
" the red head doesn't like me I will become an Aarington,and masturbate my problems away."
Aarington by Galllie July 29, 2017

w_arping 

When a Special Operation Forces General abuses their position of authority to treat people disrespectfully and subsequently exposed by their own staff.
SOF General: we're changing the uniforms.
Head of Operations: how about we do a poll?
SOF General: sybau, we are not doing a poll.
Head of Operations: Sir, we already told you to stop w_arping!
Headquarters: General, we decided to fire you.
SOF General: ok
w_arping by IamRuz May 25, 2025

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026