Candy Hearts

A fowl and disgusting, heart shaped candy that became popular for their variety in quotes printed on them, but not by their taste as it's key ingrediants consist of bone meal and earwick honey.

Guy#1: Hey, what did you get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day?

Guy#1: I got her some candy hearts with some custom quotes on them made by me. She smiled at first, but we spent the rest of the day pumping her stomach after she ate one.

Candy Hearts by SquirrelFoam February 6, 2010

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candy heart

A song on the popular game Dance Dance Revolution, known for being overplayed by people who are just beginning standard level (as it is moderately challenging at first but easy to master.) Spelled "Candy (picture of heart)".

The n00bs decided to play "Candy heart" for all three songs in their set.

candy heart by Bike Mike August 8, 2006

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candy heart

another name for that lovely place between a females legs thats always warm and ready

my candy heart is waiting for your tasting

candy heart by liberty November 19, 2004

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Heart Candy

A type of candy that is given out at Valentine's day and taste like drywall

Wow this Heart Candy taste like Tums

Heart Candy by Mr. Suicidal February 27, 2020

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Heart Canda

SHES HOT AS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!

will you marry me heart canda

Heart Canda by Heart's husband March 15, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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