WASPafarian

A sub-breed of the urban hippie species named for their Anglo-Saxon heritage and dreadlocked manes. Often seen traveling in small herds and can be spotted by the tell-tale markings of tie-dyed clothing and the overwhelming stench of patchouli. Approach with caution, unless carrying some form of either ganja or munchies.

"I would have loved the Phish concert if the venue wasn't full of WASPafarians."

WASPafarian by SnaggPDX November 16, 2004

WASPafarian

A white guy/girl with dreadlocks.

Sally's plans for world domination were thwarted when the WASPafarian next to her at the lunch counter flicked his hair and accidentally splashed some of her tofu miso soup all over her laptop.

WASPafarian by bungadiri May 1, 2006

Wastafarians

White, vapid, rich, upper-middle-class twenty-somethings who have deluded themselves into thinking that they are black just because they dress in pretend ethnic clothing and smoke sub-standard soapbar weed, whilst doing their shopping in Camden Lock.
Often found in Goa "discovering themselves" (using money given to them by their parents), waving their sun-bleached dreads around and dancing to the combined sounds of a deaf man banging a pot off his arse and a monkey chewing a rape alarm.

A:( Snivelling white guys with dreads and fake yardie accents):

"Alright mannnnnn, fancy smokin'some trees of weeeeeed."

B:(Man with his dignity still intact):

"Fuck off, you wastafarians."

Wastafarians by The Nouns of Love January 18, 2009

whastafarian 

white boy trying to represent as a rastafarian

Devin thinks he's rasta,but he's just a whastafarian. His dreads suck.

whastafarian by clong53 May 17, 2006

wopafarian 

An Italian (aka. I-talian or WOP) with dreadlocks.

American tourist in Rome: Check out the dreads on that wopafarian!

wopafarian by MDMI June 26, 2010

Wastafarian 

Someone who relies on the system of Wasta to get things done; using contacts/influence to bypass the proles. Used in the Middle East.

Shuu man, you don't have the grades, how are you going to get the job at E&Y?

Khalas man, don't worry, I'm a Wastafarian. I spoke to my uncle and he'll set it up.

Wastafarian by hitsamty March 22, 2009

wastafarian 

White rastafarian. Caucasian male in dreadlocks, a rasta hat and a Bob Marley t shirt. One who dishonors the late Bob Marley

wasta. Any wannabe Jamaican.

wastafarian by Macadaciouse June 18, 2004