girl 1: 'I met this amazing
guy last night, his name was Alex Gadd we had an amazing
time until he got out the frying pan and started cooking bacon and
burnt my back!'
girl 2: 'oh my god no way!'
girl 1: 'he also said he wants to get love, hate tattooed on his knuckles and then dip his genitals in marmite so he can say "Marmite you either love it or you hate it!"'
girl 2: ' #shitalexgaddsays '