QBUMP

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Yo quit blowing up my phone.

QBUMP

QBUMP by netburp March 15, 2016

qwumph 

qwumph is a ladsy name for pussy

"man that guy is such a qwumph"

qwumph by cheeseyqwumph December 8, 2014

Qtumpkin 

The act of cleaning one's ears with a cotton swab (Q-tip) while recieving a blumpkin.

Last night Lucy gave me such an awesome Qtumpkin that I allmost punctured my ear drum.

Qtumpkin by builderben April 2, 2008

Qumpf 

A person who loiters around libraries waiting for young girls to dismount their bicycles so they can sniff the saddle!

A dirty weird pervert

Qumpf by Jimmy Saville November 28, 2003

Qumpkin 

The act of recieving oral sex from a woman while taking a shit and listening to Queen.

My wife gave me a Qumpkin for our anniversary. Now, I can't listen to Bohemian Rhapsody without getting a boner.

Qumpkin by The_Champions January 25, 2011

Qump 

A simple word to describe a "quick dump". This can be anything from quickly making extra space for dinner, to a seriously bad case of diarrhoea.

Boss: Jenkins. You're late, again.
Me: I'm sorry Sir, I had to have a qump.
Boss: Ahh, very well then. Lets begin today's meeting...

Qump by Jefferson Jenkins Jnr. August 16, 2011

qwumpy 

A mixture of menstrual blood and cum leaking from a vagina, and the smell it creates.

Do you smell that? I think Vanessa is qwumpy.

qwumpy by Joseph R.S. August 2, 2006