commodititties

n. Generic breasts. Trade-able on the worldwide market.

Sami: Look at that biaaatch Karli and her lame-ass mammary lumps.
Beqquiffa: I heard she can't even trade those commodititties for even the smallest sum of big dick money.
Sami: Let's go get some Starbucks.

commodititties by luscious rolls and large nubs March 6, 2016

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communititties

Breasts that are easily accessible to anyone who desires them. Also referring to owners of said breasts who dole out their lady lumps indiscriminately and with frequency.

Man, check out communititties over there shaking it like she's working the day shift at a gentleman's club. I swear her boobs see more grabbin' and passin' than the Olympic torch.

communititties by keystone15 March 30, 2011

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commodititis

An irrational and unhealthy desire for "stuff", preventing someone enjoying more meaningful aspects of life.

She said she needed some "retail therapy" instead of enjoying a hike in the wilderness, but I think she's suffering from a bout of commodititis.

commodititis by BrizzlePhil July 9, 2020

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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