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Carked it 

I’m sorry I didn’t make it to your party last week, my dog carked it and I was too sad to come

“Hey do you know why John is so sad at the moment?” “Yeah, apparently his grandma carked it on Monday”

Shit mate, my car just carked it and I haven’t paid my insurance this month
Carked it by hazeleyedninja November 29, 2018

carked it 

Jimmy carked it last night! He had a heart attack.
carked it by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022

Cooked it 

(Colloquial Australian) When you attempt to do something, eg kicking a footy or flirting with a girl and you stuff up really badly, almost like burning a meal
Fred: Kick us the ball mate
Frank: Eh sure

Frank: *absolutely shanks it*
Frank: (Under breath) oh I've cooked it
Fred: Frank you hoon
Cooked it by mcmurtle April 29, 2019

conked it 

the art of blacking out or any form of passing out under the influence. Can also be used as a way to describe falling into a deep dark slumber.
'fuck I conked it'
'shit bro you shoulda seen Linda on the weekend, she conked it'
'ripped a fat cone and conked it mums life'
conked it by Grace the sk August 1, 2021

Carked it 

"I'm so sorry about your car, you really carked it in that crash"

"Man I absolutely carked my exam"

"amanda really carked it the other day when she got back with her ex"
Carked it by comegetyalljuice March 28, 2018