Meccing
Meccing by geekordork November 16, 2003
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Meccing Lentil
A mythical creature with a rubbery face, an abundance of hair, and long claws. A documentary, done by Abuda North Coast Productions, called "Attack of the Meccing Lentil" can be found circulating in underground movie and monster enthusiast circles. In the case of the movie, the Meccing Lentil turned out to be a hoax perpetrated by Billy.
Meccing Lentil by geekordork November 16, 2003
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maccing off
Derived from jacking off
When mac users brag about how having a mac is so much better than having a pc. They may boast less viruses, reliability, and how macs are for the regular guy while pc's are for the computer nerd.
When mac users brag about how having a mac is so much better than having a pc. They may boast less viruses, reliability, and how macs are for the regular guy while pc's are for the computer nerd.
person 1: dude I can't believe how much Mr. X and Mr. Y were maccing off back there, they don't even realize how much macs rape you, they're such tools sometimes.
person 2: I know I didn't want to say anything they were so passionate, you could get something just as good or better for half the cost of a mac, the only reason why you get less viruses is because having a mac limits your access to many services PC's allow you to use. In a sense yeah it does mean less viruses but your cutting your capabilities and risking yourself a higher crash rate.
person 1: oh well, let it go man, look at it this way while you're using your torrents they are using Itunes.
person 2: good point, thanks for the reassurance
person 2: I know I didn't want to say anything they were so passionate, you could get something just as good or better for half the cost of a mac, the only reason why you get less viruses is because having a mac limits your access to many services PC's allow you to use. In a sense yeah it does mean less viruses but your cutting your capabilities and risking yourself a higher crash rate.
person 1: oh well, let it go man, look at it this way while you're using your torrents they are using Itunes.
person 2: good point, thanks for the reassurance
maccing off by arandomguy May 5, 2008
Bernie Maccing
Bernie Maccing is slang for finishing a cigarette or joint very quickly by smoking the entire content in a single long drag.
One who is trying to finish the smoking content in a single drag is attempting to Bernie Mac the cigarette.
In order for the drag to be classified as a Bernie Mac the individual must attempt to smoke the entire blunt, spliff, joint, cigarette, cigar in a single long and deep drag as made famous by comedic legend Bernie Mac in the movie Bad Santa.
It is common knowledge that Bernie Mac died of pneumonia brought on by smoking a massive twelve inch joint in a single drag while having a massive Chronic session with Snoop Dogg.
Bernie Maccing a joint has been scientifically proven as the best way to by-pass the puff puff pass rule when smoking with mates.
The term Bernie Maccing a cigarette/joint originated in the Balgowlah region of the Northern Beaches, Australia and has become ingrained in Bally Boy Slang and penetrated Bally Boy Culture to a significant degree.
One who is trying to finish the smoking content in a single drag is attempting to Bernie Mac the cigarette.
In order for the drag to be classified as a Bernie Mac the individual must attempt to smoke the entire blunt, spliff, joint, cigarette, cigar in a single long and deep drag as made famous by comedic legend Bernie Mac in the movie Bad Santa.
It is common knowledge that Bernie Mac died of pneumonia brought on by smoking a massive twelve inch joint in a single drag while having a massive Chronic session with Snoop Dogg.
Bernie Maccing a joint has been scientifically proven as the best way to by-pass the puff puff pass rule when smoking with mates.
The term Bernie Maccing a cigarette/joint originated in the Balgowlah region of the Northern Beaches, Australia and has become ingrained in Bally Boy Slang and penetrated Bally Boy Culture to a significant degree.
Friend 1 "Yo Dude Bernie Mac the shit out of that blunt so we can get back to the party."
Friend 2 "Oh fo sho my nigga i'mma hit this shit."
Black Guy "Shit nigga its the fuckin one time you better Bernie Mac that joint before they gaff your ass and send you to the pen."
Person 1 "Yo watch me Bernie Mac this cigarette."
*Person 1 takes a ten second drag and starts coughing terribly*
Person 2 "Hey man you best stop Bernie Maccing these cigarette's your lung capacity is good but you aint no Snoop Dogg
Friend 2 "Oh fo sho my nigga i'mma hit this shit."
Black Guy "Shit nigga its the fuckin one time you better Bernie Mac that joint before they gaff your ass and send you to the pen."
Person 1 "Yo watch me Bernie Mac this cigarette."
*Person 1 takes a ten second drag and starts coughing terribly*
Person 2 "Hey man you best stop Bernie Maccing these cigarette's your lung capacity is good but you aint no Snoop Dogg
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