Coronered

To be killed by the coronavirus

Poor Jack was coronered by that lassie he met in china
My ski-trip to Italy got coronered

Coronered by BiggerForADay March 11, 2020

Coronogeddon

The end of mankind, through a Corona - like virus!

I saw me peeples, dyin' all 'round mi!
Thought Coronogeddon finally arrived!

Coronogeddon by Fukaface! March 23, 2020

Muller cornered 

When the painters are in but your girlfriend can't resist the urge for some love yoghurt, and the outcome resembles a stirred-up strawberry Muller Corner.

Susan: "Not tonight I'm afraid, I've already had to change my knickers three times today"
Clive: "Can I just stick it in anyway?"
Susan: "Fine, but don't forget the mess you made when you Muller cornered me last time!"

Muller cornered by mylittlewhiteslug September 20, 2018

Crunch Cornered

When you drink so much alcohol you are past tipsy/drunk and you are between parraletic and serious alcohol poisoning!

Hey! soph you wanna get crunch cornered on friday?
yeah sure

what we drinking?
perno!

Crunch Cornered by Wright247 March 28, 2009

Coopered 

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of experiencing age regressive fantasies in reality.

Person A: "Man, last night was so fun! I got everyone at the bar to play hide and go seek with me."

Person B: "Christ you were COOPERED. Never happened bro."

Coopered by RustMcGust April 12, 2013

Coronated the fume hood

When a research group moves into a brand new lab and one of the graduate students jerks off into the fume hood before performing any experiments.

Hey Bill, I just coronated the fume hood so we can start doing experiments in lab.

Thanks bro, that'll give us good luck on these projects coming up.

Coronated the fume hood by ChemistOfTheMonth September 3, 2018

coroner 

Someone who investigates dead bodies that were probably murdered. they investigate dead bodies that look like they didnt die a "natural" death.

Notorious B.I.G. says "call the coroner!" in his song "Warning" because he's talking about how he's gonna kill some fools coming after him for his money.

coroner by THE ONE AND ONLY SAMANTHA August 4, 2007