A white power group that petitioned to stop changes allowing non-whites to become free americans. Obviously, they failed. Membership has been in decline since they pledged alleigance to hitler in the thirties. Today caricatured by being retarded hicks with shotguns and rusty fords
"Iron Man" Based on the performance by Black Sabbath
"Klan Man" Parody by Darren Crosby
I am afro man
running through the woods
from the Ku-Klux Clan
They've got point hats
ghost white sheets and
baseball bats
Why do they hate me so?
is it my skin or
just my fro?
An event where Klansmen gather to roast marshmallows around a burning cross or watch lynchings. They also exchange ideas on new Klan Uniforms, and discuss their favorite quotes from the Mein Kampf. The Grand Wizard watches over their rituals and/or discussions.
Laura: Hey Keegan, are you going to the Klan KooKout tonight?
Keegan: Why yes Laura, I am. Are you bringing your Pocket Mein Kampf?
Laura: Nah, but I'm bringing my new and improved Klanswomen Uniform.
Keegan: <333