The gentle swinging of a stick of melting chocolate over a nude body, leaving loopy drips of chocolate over the skin of the subject.
The chocolate bar had melted to the point that it was impossible to eat; it was, however, possible to use it for an OODA loop on his girlfriend later that evening.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.