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The opposite of a wingman. A finman is someone who gets rid of unwanted suitors for a friend, helps their friend focus on getting one person and weeding out the creeps.
(Name finman because that's the name of the first guy my friend and I chose to apply this to.)
"I want to get back with him but all these guys keep talking to me and getting in my way."
"Don't worry dude, I got your back, I'll finman you."
finman by indecision April 6, 2015
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Damn, your fish is such a Finana.
Finana by PomuHub August 19, 2021
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Financial Dominatrix 

A Female who has a fetish for receiving money from submissives who shares the Financial Domination fetish.
MissTriss is a wonderful Financial Dominatrix who teaches the art of Financial Domination .
NSFW fish that reviews food and lays eggs.
Joe: "whats a Finana"
Bill: "Feesh🐠"
Finana by Disturbedwaffle August 19, 2021

financial security 

the act of filing for bankruptcy every 10 years because your wife's spending habits and your insane lifestyle wont allow you to pay your bills or save for the future.
"Hey I heard you are filing for bankruptcy"? "Yeah our deathwatch} hasn't paid out yet and G has a new new G Ride and we needed some financial security to keep funding our insane lifestayle" "WOW! You're a loser"! "Yeah I know"
financial security by AssaKammer January 4, 2018

Objective Finance 

Objective finance is the concept that financial quality, or financial capacity/growth, that when Objectively measured, results in a measurable standard for living that can be extrapolated buy using math and other such procedures. Imagine if GDP wasn't tied to the economic output, but the economy itself, and was used to measure social and societal standards, thats Objective Finance.
"Aiden's life was amazing, because of his high-level Objective Finance"

Finland Helicopter 

Finland Helicopter

To grab your flaccid penis and rotate it wildly in a clockwise or counter clockwise in a rotor-like fashion. Resembling a helicopter. You must achieve a maximum speed of 69 rotations per second to achieve flight with this action.

May be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or an adverb to fit any kind of sentence.
Jeff just started his Finland Helicopter and flew out of the window!
Finland Helicopter by BMJimmer November 22, 2010