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Nincompric

An indiviual who hasn't got a clue about what he/she is talking about and is very mean about still. A joining of the words Nincompoop and prick.
That technician had no idea what he was talking about but he insisted in doing his way.... that's a nincompric

Your mechanic, manager, wife, friends... They can all be nincompric's.
Nincompric by Chef Enzo January 30, 2010
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nincomphile 

A complete ass. Complete unaware of context, relevance, or factual information. Speaking complete gibberish and trying to make it sound intelligent. A MORON!
DOAT will you shut the hell up with that stupid fucking bullshit you GOD DAMN NINCOMPHILE
nincomphile by DOATfiend September 13, 2009
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nincompimp 

Portmanteau of nincompoop and pimp. Named for James O'Keefe, the fake ACORN pimp (and world class nincompoop) who attempted to seduce a female CNN correspondent by luring her to a boat stocked with condoms, dildos, lube, porno magazines, Alicia Keys music, and hidden video cameras.
What's next for nincompimp James O'Keefe after his clumsy, failed attempt to punk Abbie Boudreau?
nincompimp by pdferguson October 2, 2010

Nincompiss 

A spin on the word nincompoop. Describes an individual short enough in the mind to absolutely piss all over any conversation they enter. Often view themselves as intelligent, while they're really not.
"Jordan is so annoying, I feel like my face is melting when he speaks." "Here he comes now." "What a Nincompiss."
Nincompiss by SpaceyStars January 4, 2023

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026