Nincompric

An indiviual who hasn't got a clue about what he/she is talking about and is very mean about still. A joining of the words Nincompoop and prick.

That technician had no idea what he was talking about but he insisted in doing his way.... that's a nincompric

Your mechanic, manager, wife, friends... They can all be nincompric's.

Nincompric by Chef Enzo January 30, 2010

nincomphile 

A complete ass. Complete unaware of context, relevance, or factual information. Speaking complete gibberish and trying to make it sound intelligent. A MORON!

DOAT will you shut the hell up with that stupid fucking bullshit you GOD DAMN NINCOMPHILE

nincomphile by DOATfiend September 13, 2009

nincompimp 

Portmanteau of nincompoop and pimp. Named for James O'Keefe, the fake ACORN pimp (and world class nincompoop) who attempted to seduce a female CNN correspondent by luring her to a boat stocked with condoms, dildos, lube, porno magazines, Alicia Keys music, and hidden video cameras.

What's next for nincompimp James O'Keefe after his clumsy, failed attempt to punk Abbie Boudreau?

nincompimp by pdferguson October 2, 2010

Nincompiss 

A spin on the word nincompoop. Describes an individual short enough in the mind to absolutely piss all over any conversation they enter. Often view themselves as intelligent, while they're really not.

"Jordan is so annoying, I feel like my face is melting when he speaks." "Here he comes now." "What a Nincompiss."

Nincompiss by SpaceyStars January 4, 2023