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buttface miscreant 

best insult in the whole world
from, gilmore girls
rory: oh no wait, i thought of some, jerk, ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat-boy, low-life, BUTTFACE MISCREANT
logan: buttface miscreant..!?

buttaface 

a woman that has pretty hands, feet, legs, BUT HER FACE is straight jacked up. hence the word, buttaface
yo, tha chic is a buttaface yo. she got beyonce's body, but 50 cents face!!dang, she need jesus
buttaface by da diva December 28, 2003

buttfacebookdial 

When someone butt dials you through facebook's phone calling feature, it is properly known as a buttfacebookdial.

Buttfacebookdial is a special form of buttdial, or butt dial.
I just got a buttfacebookdial from my brother.

When I put my phone in my pocket I buttfacebookdialed my boss and lost my job, because I had called in sick.

buttface 

A rare kind of human with an ass for a face.

Often seen on the 21th plantet in the solasystem: Planet BF (Planet Buttface)

Offensive words which Buttfaces don't like:
Assface, Dickface, Cracker, Crackface, Faceass and Ass Overlord.

Current Leader of Plantet buttface : Captain Buttface

Buttfaces Pray to Lord Buttface and Captain Buttface every single day and night to keep there lives.
CAPTAIN/LORD BUTTFACE! I PRAY TO YOU MY MIGHTY OVERLORD! PLEASE SPARE ME AND MY FAMILY!
MY DAILY CHORE IS DONE! WILL WE RECEIVE CHICKEN?
buttface by Captain Buttface January 11, 2016

buttaface 

a honey with a slammin body, with a busted up dome. its a noun fellas.
Homie 1 - Yo dog, I saw you running all up in that buttaface out the club the other.

Homie 2 - Shizzy. But you check out dat azz cousin with the matchin twins?
buttaface by buzz August 12, 2003
a more esoteric word for
"butterface" used in instances where the object of ridicule is within ear shot

defined as a chick who has a bangin body, but a particularly ugly face. basically, she is hot everywhere BUT her FACE.
jose contreras: damn, check out the ass on that bonita, ese!
bruce lee: naw brotha, look at her face, its all infected and shit. she a butface.
butface by benny b from the bronx October 18, 2004