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Bucklanding by tweeskoene October 20, 2012
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Bucklandnism Disease
A disorder which makes you bitch and become a rotten, cold, Lying, and a spoiled rich whore. Side effects may include Cat Abuse, Giving Chihuahuas liquors and AK 47's, Pissing your Local Mexican Off, and Pretending to be the ultimate Weeaboo in front of your Japanese obsessed friends. If you suffer from any of these symptoms please consult with a real doctor and not one selling condoms for 99 cents.
Michael: Hey My Daughter is suffering from Bucklandnism Disease is there a cure for this stuff?
Doctor: Sorry Mr. Michael Thompson I can't help you right now. There are things that I can do and there are things that I can't do.
Michael: So you're basically saying my daughter is fucked up for life?
Doctor: Unless She stop Snorting Coffee Beans and being a Freaking Whore maybe I can give you a call.
Michael: NOOOOOO! Doctor I need you to Cure the Bucklandnism Disease
Doctor: Fuck this shit, Michael I'm Heading to Hawaii! You're nothing but a crazy bastard.
Doctor: Sorry Mr. Michael Thompson I can't help you right now. There are things that I can do and there are things that I can't do.
Michael: So you're basically saying my daughter is fucked up for life?
Doctor: Unless She stop Snorting Coffee Beans and being a Freaking Whore maybe I can give you a call.
Michael: NOOOOOO! Doctor I need you to Cure the Bucklandnism Disease
Doctor: Fuck this shit, Michael I'm Heading to Hawaii! You're nothing but a crazy bastard.
Bucklandnism Disease by Arika Cho cho Butterface March 18, 2017
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Bucklandnism
A Theory that makes a good person turned into a Kamikaze wannabe except instead of just hurting good people. You’re doing yourself a Favor by becoming a dumb, Brainwashed, Weeaboo who wants nothing but money, Cheap Sake and a little bit of that stuff that they serve at Taco bell and Sarku Japan. To make things worse, You shall not disobey Any fat guys or Fat whores in Alaska. Failure to do that will make you a Dishonorable guy regardless of what position your in. Even if You’re just a guy who smokes weed and watch Pokémon all day!
Guy 1: Hey, man are you into Bucklandnism?
Guy 2: What the fuck is that, I never heard of such nonsense.
Guy 1: Watashi wa Chugoku No Kiraina Yaku desu.
Guy 2: Say that in English, Mother Fucker!
Guy 1: Oh damn, is that a fat bastard from Alaska.
Fat Alaskan guy: Hey, You Crazy Bastard why don’t you do us a favor and shut up.
Guy 2: Damn he got you good, bro!
Guy 1: Oh man, now I have to go potty again but after that I have disgraced myself!
Guy 2: What the fuck is that, I never heard of such nonsense.
Guy 1: Watashi wa Chugoku No Kiraina Yaku desu.
Guy 2: Say that in English, Mother Fucker!
Guy 1: Oh damn, is that a fat bastard from Alaska.
Fat Alaskan guy: Hey, You Crazy Bastard why don’t you do us a favor and shut up.
Guy 2: Damn he got you good, bro!
Guy 1: Oh man, now I have to go potty again but after that I have disgraced myself!
Bucklandnism by Arika Cho cho Butterface September 13, 2019
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.