Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...

Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate

Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014

Afterbate 

When leftover jizz from masterbation is slowly excreted over a period of about 30 minutes

Damn, my afterbate was so bad last night i had to change my boxers 6 times!

Afterbate by Freestyle090 February 11, 2009

aftercare 

Taking care of someone after preforming sexual activities with them. Cuddling, talking, etc.

He's so good with aftercare, he makes me feel safe.

aftercare by wisefrog69 December 8, 2021

Alternate 

Reference from the Mandela Catalogue
Someone who looks off / almost doesn't look like a human.

Bro looks like an alternate 💀

Alternate by SaltyNott January 20, 2022

aftercare 

Post-sex wind-down ritual; recharging (i.e. relaxing, cuddling, soft pillow talk, listening to each other's heartbeats, soft kisses).

According to G. Smith, and R. Varina, "If you're not already doing it after sex (aftercare), you should be."

aftercare by talk2me-JCH2 December 5, 2022

Afterblaze 

The feeling you get when you smoked a J and feel tired and dreamy two/three hours afterward.

Dude that Jonko killed me, my nigga. I'm afterblazed as fuck.

Afterblaze by TipleOGCash January 28, 2015

Murder Inc vs Shady/Aftermath

Beef between two label companies; Murder Inc (Ja Rule, Ferrari Black, Irv Gotti) and Shady/Aftermath (Eminem, Obie Trice, Dr.Dre, 50 Cent).
Started when Ja Rule saw 50 Cent hanging out with a man who had in the past robbed Ja Rule. Ja Rule then started dissing 50 Cent and just like WWI, allies were drug into the beef.

Ayo, wuchu think about that Murder Inc and Shady/Aftermath beef?
I think Murder Inc got murdered.

Murder Inc vs Shady/Aftermath by Beedub February 15, 2004