Def Con One

Def Con One is a heavy metal band, that contains 4 members. They're not the most popular of all bands, but they hold good music, and they are very talented. The lead singer sings at home, and made his girlfriend a song for valentines day, witch is one of the best songs i've ever heard, but he has not made it into an official single, witch his kids are hoping he one day will do. They are all great members and the bands music is really great. 10/10 for effort.

Adrian:Have you heard of Def Con One?
Stephan:Yes, signed to Scarlett Records?
Adrian:Yes, their music is great and the members are very nice and genorous.
Stephan:I know, i would love to meet them, their family must be so proud.

Def Con One by amy1237 August 7, 2012

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Going Defcon One

Having something said to you, and then you turn around and kill the guy with an extension cord, thus, going defcon one.

"Don't make me go defcon one on your ass"

Going Defcon One by Randyg Giesinger July 21, 2004

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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

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abandonware

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Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
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Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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