nut topper 

A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.

Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".

nut topper by Sir Brains McGains February 5, 2014

nuthopper 

a person who is on everyone nuts on the internet , aka person who hops from nuts to nuts trying to get attention from all

damn! that bitch on blogtv is such a nuthopper, she went from room to room hopping on them nuts.

nuthopper by nuthopperawareness March 23, 2009