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Gollywhopper

A Southern U.S. expression for a very large specimen of anything. Often used to describe a big fish. Also commonly used to refer to a big lie.
I had a real gollywhopper on the hook, but my line broke before I got it in the boat.

Bubba didn't have a good reason for getting home late, so he made up some big gollywhopper about having a flat tire.
Gollywhopper by Your Old Uncle Bill December 22, 2013
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GollyWhopper

A large strapon dildo. Usually purple in color with glitter.
Dan exclaimed to his wife, "grab the Gollywhopper I'm catching tonight"
GollyWhopper by DieselJesus69 January 26, 2021

Gollywhopper

1) The thing that hangs down from a turkey's neck.
2) Also used to refer to the thing that hangs from an obese person's neck. Especially if a person was obese, lost weight, and has loose extra skin.
3) Can sometimes be used in reference to the male genetalia.
4) Walt.
(3) female: "So, me and this guy were foolin around and his gollywhopper was huge, so I could only give him a helmet wash, but then he spiderman'd me!
Gollywhopper by nenanova December 9, 2008

Gallyhopper 

"Fuckin Gallyhopper never worked a day in his/her life."
Gallyhopper by KermitThe_Frog February 15, 2021

Mollywhopper

1.) someone who takes his penis out during oral sex and hits his girl in the face with it.
2.) someone who gave a severe, one sided beating
Personification of Mollywhop
1.) "this boy's a fool, girl didnt know he was a mollywhopper and she got a face full."
2.) "it was an even fight till this mollywhopper came through and cleaned up on 'em."
Mollywhopper by Yola October 4, 2007

Gillyhopper

A slang name for the Uvula.
You opened your mouth so wide I could see your gillyhopper.
Gillyhopper by Gill Lee Hopper September 21, 2009

Mollywhopper

A hard wangslap that leaves a purple mushroom on a girl's face.
I just gave my ho a nice mollywhopper!
Mollywhopper by ANTI POP 102 October 9, 2004