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A really big loser
I belive it's a mexican word....or spanish.... but it's the same thing i guess. devon franklin's gay
devon franklin is a Chavito
Chavito by Part One June 27, 2004
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Vehicle in which a chav will have invested untold thousands of pence in adding modifications. Usually a near-terminal Escort, Nova or occasionally a VW Golf (with GTI badge nicked from the scrappies or from a newer, better-cared-for model), usually no less than ten years old. Painted in garish livery, either with a brush or sprayed in mismatched shades of pastel / metallic pastel colours. The vehicle in question may have up to 200,000 miles on the clock and have various problems with the exhaust, seatbelts, badly tinted windows. Custom modifications are popular, involving any materials, including cardboard, wooden spoilers, body kits from completely different makes and models of car.
Many chaviots can be seen in Max Power magazine or on the Top Gear website (yes, really), under the section entitled 'Carbage'.
chaviot by miss January 2, 2005
Chavitude is the attitude commenly held by chavs. This is most commonly a violent, rude, unruly, uncouth and all round unpleasent attitude. Not all chavs have chavitude, some are vaguely safe. Also, non-chavs can have chavitude.
(shouted) what are you looking at star? Me and me crew are gonna batter u, u gets me? (sucks teeth)
Dude, you have serious chavitude...
Chavitude by Leonardo Acropolis October 14, 2005

chavistocrat

A posh person who acts/dresses like a chav.
Prince Harry is a chavistocrat.
chavistocrat by chavicus March 31, 2005
A type of dental cavity mainly seen in Chavs, often seen in large numbers of the Chav's teeth. Characterised by big dental cavities in unusual places, cigarette staining, perhaps co-existing with several missing (front) teeth either through decay or fighting.
Chav: "I ain't bin lukin afta me teeth, innit!"

Dentist: "Yes, I quite agree. I can see you have a chavity here, there, here, here...."
Chavity by Dr Turks July 30, 2009

Chariton River 

A river that runs through Novinger in Adair county in Missouri. The Chariton is a very muddy river, resembling the Mississippi. It is small, but it makes up for its size with importance. Many crickers used to use it for a source of water and as a trade route in the early 19th century. Some people living in poverty still camp out on it's banks, as under some bridges there are remains of campfires and rugs. The Chariton is always remembered as a part of Missourian culture.
So many crickers live by the Chariton River.
A flash flood came down the Chariton.
My fishing line got snagged in the Chariton.
Many poor people rely on the Chariton for food and water.
Even today, some people live by the Chariton River.
Really large blue catfish thrive in the Chariton.
Everyone knows the Chariton is dangerous during storms.
Never fall in the Chariton; the current will drag you down.
Don't use light sinkers in the Chariton; your line will snag.
A 30lb. blue cat was just caught in the Chariton yesterday.