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Butt Monkey

Someone who has an invisible, permanent "Kick Me" sign taped to their back.
They're the butt of almost any demeaning joke, they commonly have horrible luck, and a large amount of horrible things happen to them. Their existence is just to solely have horrible things happen to them. If anything positive happens to them, the person usually gets screwed over in the end.
Charlie Brown from Peanuts is probably the best example for a "Butt Monkey".
Bill Dauterive from King Of The Hill.
Butt Monkey by Sadow August 31, 2013

butt monkey

A Butt-Monkey is someone who worships another person. They laugh at all their jokes whether they're funny or not, they think they're great even when they're not and generally strive to spend as much time with that person as they can. The person the Butt-Monkeys follow is called a Butt-Monkey King or Queen.
butt monkey by Anonymous February 28, 2003

butt monkey

1. A general insult.
2. A sycophant, or "brown-noser."
3. Someone who is extremely irritating or annoying, a "pain in the ass."
1. God, you're such a butt monkey.
2. Jones is such a kiss-ass butt monkey.
3. Dammit! Would you stop being such a butt monkey and LEAVE ME ALONE?!
butt monkey by Anonymous April 20, 2003

butt monkey

Someone whose frequent nincompoopery and/or lack of intelectual capacity subjects themselves to public ridicule.
Karen's was such a butt monkey that she put her underwear on backwards
butt monkey by sean March 31, 2003

Butt Monkey

One who is led astray very easily, and is gullible to the point of embarrassment.
"I have been used as bait THREE times, and I am no longer going to be anyone's butt monkey"
Butt Monkey by Maximillion August 16, 2005

Butt Monkey

The monkey that lives inside you butthole. Many legends have been and rumors have been spread about the mysterious butt monkey and all of them are true. The butt monkey possess many powers including the ability to swing from dingleberries and smoke tons and tons of weed. He resides in everyone's butthole, but few know he's there because he only reveals himself twice a year, on St. Patrick's Day and September 23. Don't ask why he just does.
"Dude what the hell is a butt monkey?"
It's the monkey that lives in your butthole!!!!
Butt Monkey by BigWood33 March 20, 2011