Gordy stated, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these silk boxers today. My dick keeps rubbing against it and it's making me
hard."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to
work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking
pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in
time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."