Schrödinger's dilf 

When you see a middle-aged man but don't know if he has kids or not yet

Girl 1: hey have you seen this guy? He's single again and pretty hot maybe I have a chance with him

Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all

Schrödinger's dilf by Vincent 64 February 12, 2021

Schrodinger's DILF 

A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)

A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"

Schrodinger's DILF by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021

DILF Steeze 

Dressing like a DILF or Dad I Would Like to Fuck. The typical DILF Steeze attire usually includes, a long sleeve dress shirt with two to four buttons undone; a blazer or suit jacket over top of the dress shirt (optional); a pair of dark jeans, usually Rock & Republic or True Religion; loafer style dress shoes, usually black or brown; and occasionally a younger mans hair du that went out of style ten years ago. The DILF Steeze can usually be spotted at sporting events or business-casual functions.

Look at this big shooter rocking the DILF Steeze.

DILF Steeze by BIG Shooter January 30, 2014

Omega dilf sebastian Klein

Sebastian Klein is the ultimate omega dilf, and you should pray to him every morning yessir shawty

If he ever asks you if you want to guess a poo with him you should say yes that it is an absolut honour.

“Who made that one song about guessing a poo?”
“That was Omega dilf sebastian klein of course”

Omega dilf sebastian Klein by miffster June 24, 2021

dilf_sid 

dilf_sid is an influencer that cries over DDLC plus. they can’t get it together and gets bullied by kids on discord. they also cosplay, and their really nice sometimes.

guy 1: “did you see dilf_sid’s new instagram story?”
guy 2: “ya they were crying over a side story with monika and nastuki i believe.”

dilf_sid by mythywythy July 24, 2021

Dilf_Sid 

Epic Influencer

“Dilf_Sid is a total cutie”

“You can’t ask Dilf_sid out they’re taken”

Dilf_Sid by OikawaTheGod July 24, 2021

Space DILF 

A sexually attractive older male with children that plays a space sim MMO (i.e. Star Citizen). They are commonly found among communities of reputable and competitive PvP organizations, such as Avengers Squadron (AVS).

Fran and BrE from AVS are my favorite space DILFs, I get moist everytime I watch them fight in Star Citizen's Arena Commander.

Space DILF by Betrayr December 2, 2022