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stomaching

Light petting performed with the hands and fingers on someone else's stomach.
Eric was stomaching Sidney.
Stomaching is okay, right?
stomaching by Willito May 10, 2006

Stoaching 

Absolutely disgusting/dirty/smelly to an unrivaled extent.
Greig: Oh my god what is that smell?
Dom: Sorry man, I haven't showered in a week..
Greig: Stoaching!
Stoaching by Cupán Tae October 7, 2017

staching 

yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since
staching by thewebguy March 7, 2005

Stofanching 

Any brutal or violent act that ends with a badly maimed corpse. The body is usually sodomized and may be partially consumed after death.
Hey man, WTF happened to that group of liberal protesters the other day? I heard they got Stofanched!

That bastard politician needs a stofanching.
Stofanching by Mr. Kowalski April 30, 2009

stomalingus

having oral sex with ones colostomy stoma (hole)
he had stomalingus performed on him just a month after surgery
stomalingus by tdow3 June 23, 2006

tc stachington 

TC Stachington is the bravest soldier 'stache to ever have existed. He carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. TC leaves no one behind. TC will punch you in the face, then down a Shiner Bock with you and explain why you deserved it. TC loves kittens and pussy and they love him back. To steal a phrase from Action Figure therapy, TC is like a "mustache with titties.". Fuckin' Bad Ass.
(Bullets and grenades flying everywhere)
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!

TC: "Man this is too easy."
tc stachington by classikjane March 9, 2015