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A canyon is a tall, handsome boy, one of the most stubborn at times but almost always nice, he hangs out with everyone and gets friends easily. He hates dogs and cats, but loves flying bugs. This boy is adventurous and athletic, superb at volleyball, basketball, football, lacrosse, and baseball. This boy is considered psychic by how he can tell so much about a person with one conversation. He shows true dedication to sports, mainly basketball. Canyon's are really shy at first and then as you get to know them, you love them.
Friend 1: Lets invite canyon over
Friend 2: *calls canyon* "can you come over?"
Canyon: "sorry, I got to practice basketball"
Canyon by Canyons April 24, 2017
Boy with small and playful hands
Canyon has the smallest hands on campus
Canyon by hypothermthiccc January 21, 2022
1) Badass tank gunner smoking cigar

2) Ripper bloke

3) L33t no scoper
Driver: "Yo Canyon! Take down that haji at 10 o clock!"

The Canyon: "Fuckin' Get Some!!"
canyon by THE CANYON May 17, 2010
A very loose slut esp. with a gaping vagina or in some cases, a gaping anus.
Danielle is the canyon!
Canyon by Tainted Psyche March 21, 2003
- good at hockey
- decent at tennis
- small

- gets beat up by toddlers on the daily

- bad at texting

- bad at life in general.
- likes to point out flaws constantly

- white.
Oh my God have you seen that guy, he's just like Canyon - he sucks.
Canyon by SZ2k17 July 25, 2016
someone who likes to ride horses and bitch at everyone about everything.
chloe: markala, shut the fuck up. nobody cares.
markala: damn! quit being such a canyon.
canyon by misses night hawk January 20, 2011