Bert 

the best boy you'll ever meet. he's polite, nice, a true gentleman. his mother raised him right. he's hilarious, sarcastic in a good way, and super caring. he's also cute. he's a gamer and laughs hard at everything. he's perfect inside and out. he plays soccer but always calls it football. he always asks questions because he always wants to get to know people. he's super athletic and has muscles. he's just amazing. if you don't know him, get to know him. you won't regret it.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see Bert open a door, and start to go down the stairs, but saw that the door closed before this girl could go though and went BACK to open it for her?"
Guy 2: "Yea bro, he's such a gentleman."

Bert by DogsAndDolphins May 18, 2014

bert 

A person who is, sophisticated, extremely intelligent and exceedingly well-endowed. A person known as Bert is often the most respected or adored member of any group of people. To be called Bert is the utmost sign of respect: it signifies that the person being referred to has the ability to please and impress others on every possible level.

A woman sees a distinguished, attractive man at a party and says, "wow that guy is such a Bert"

bert by Kate Roberts March 12, 2008

Bert 

The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. Usually cute and not afraid to reveal his naughty side ;)

damn, berts a cutie. I'd hit that

Bert by Priscaaay April 4, 2009

Bert 

Code word for Danger as explained in the series "Friends"

Joey: Well, you wouldn't let me in, so I thought you were in trouble.

Chandler: Well, we're not.

Joey: But you called me 'Bert'!? That's our code word for danger!

Chandler: We don't have a code word.

Joey: We don't? We really should. From now on, 'Bert' will be our code word for danger.

Bert by Emma79 December 21, 2014

Bert 

A dialectal term for cigarette. Popular in North Lancashire and South Cumbria - may also have found its way to South Wales and parts of Manchester. Derived from the popular brand Lambert & Butler.

Winston: How many Berts can you smoke in twenty minutes?

Royston: At least twenty Berts, Marra.

Bert by Bert420 October 20, 2012

bert 

verb: to flail, squee, generally get excited by anything adam lambert does, wears, sings, is around.

omg adam lambert is at the party!" "time to bert!

bert by glitterlife May 2, 2011

bert 

Ernie's homosexual lover.

I mean, come on, BERT and ERNIE have been living together since 1969. Something is up.

bert by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005