fomite 

An erudite scientific term for an object carrying - and conveying - germs. Used when intellectual superiority vigorously needs to be asserted to compensate for x (where x ∈ A, and A is one of many insecurities) or when one gonna have to choke a bitch.

My ex is a dirty fomite! I got the AIIIIDDSSS from y (where y ∈ B, and B is a set of English pronouns)!

fomite by splunge_masta February 3, 2014

fomie

A fake homie. One who pretends to be your homie, but actually is not

Paul just snitched on me; he is such a fomie

fomie by Jolister July 31, 2006

fomie

-An annoying person who thinks they are your homie, but in reality they are not.

-A person who pretends to be your homie, but on the real is using you for something and is not your homie.

Derives from the contraction of the words fake and homie.

Don keeps following me around, trying to hang with me and my crew. What a fomie!

Jose and I were hella tight for a week, but then he asked to borrow my credit card and he stole my identity and left the country. What a fomie!

fomie by Radio Raheem August 2, 2006

fomit 

when drinking beer, and you have an acid reflux or alittle throw up, but it's just foam. it's called a fomit, used in the same context as vomit, but it's just foam, nothing else

dude, don't fomit all over my shirt! i just got it yesterday.

he's got a little fomit on his chin, but he's cool.

fomit by s. tom s. August 10, 2006

foite 

Similar to the word fite (fight), only spicier.

*Ay bruh, you want the smoke?
*Yeah dude, let's foite!

foite by RedSheep MinecraftAndMsp YT August 2, 2019

fomit 

farting and vomiting at the same time

“awh man, i just fomited”

fomit by jginvin January 11, 2019

Fomit 

The act of having sex with a woman while she is hunched over puking her guts out. Fomit is traditionally only performed in the doggie style position, but there have been reports of it being performed in other sexual positions.

My girlfiriend got too drunk tonight and wouldn't leave the toilet, so I decided that I was just going to fomit her right there, fuck it.

Fomit by blumpkins and dreams June 20, 2012