bolg 

A bolg is a blog, except not. It's like the opposite of a blog. Poorly written, awful formatting, and not-even-closely-resembling-a-blog are a few characteristics commonly seen in bolgs.

"Did you read that guy's blog?"
"Yeah, it was a total bolg."

bolg by no...uh May 17, 2012

Bolgoaca 

A very sad person without love who lifts a lot

Hey Martin,how are you?
Im good just went to the gym
Bro you re being such a bolgoaca right now fr fr

Bolgoaca by Buci Messi November 27, 2022

Bolgy wolgy 

It's the dick in the furry leanguage

Furry 1: * notices your bolgy wolgy * OwO

Watermelon: bro the fuck

Bolgy wolgy by ProtoFlorea December 24, 2021

bolged 

Taking an injury to the head,derived from Legolas smashing an Orc's head in on a wooden pole four times in The Hobbit:The Desolation of Smaug.

You look terrible. Did you get bolged?

bolged by Handle can't be blank. May 11, 2014

Bolger

The legal definition of "Sex on Legs", turns on any homo-sapien within the region of 10km. Whether it be a male or a female they are instantly charmed and follow this sex God to his immense pants with a big bulge. Women are seen to be hobbling as they exit his mansion possibly from the deep butt anal.

Anna: "Hey have you seen Margaret? She seems to be sore near her rectum."
Elly: "Aww she must have seen Bolger again..."

"Man that guy is such a Bolger"

Bolger by EarthquakesEverywhere August 30, 2013

Saggy-tits bolger

When a woman decides to let her tits bounce in the wind while running.

He forgot his lunch, so his mom delivered it to him in the form of a saggy-tits bolger.

Saggy-tits bolger by Headonya November 4, 2019

Bolge 

The outline of your d*ck

Your bolge looks nice with those pants

Bolge by Papi_dubz08 January 4, 2019